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I’ve been away for a week or so, roughing it in the foothills of the Lake District, where my only form of entertainment was trying to work out if the fat person at the bus stop was a male in a dress, or a woman with a beard.
There will be a complete update tomorrow after I have been screened by my personal physician for all manner of Cumbrian ailments, including, but not limited to, legionnaires’ disease, sheep ticks, and chlamydia.
Tune in for the latest news on Tunji Moses (Will Remi come watch us play?), Rory Patterson and BPA’s phantom tour of Spain (Isn’t a “joke” meant to be funny?), Kettering (they’re nicknamed ‘The Poppies’ due to the massive amounts of opiates produced in the town) and anything else I can make up on the spot.
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