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El Frente Cardenista de Liberacion Mancunian
February 8, 2011, 2:13 pm
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The Frente Cardenista de Liberacion Mancunian (FCLM) is a Marxist revolutionary group who believe that revolution among the proletariat will only be realised through spiky, confrontational midfield play, and by getting beyond the strikers in to goalscoring positions.

Following the performance of Simon Carden away to Hucknall last Saturday, the 26th May Movement, which proposed the use of wingers and two up front as a means to redistribute wealth and property has been dissolved, with the leaders instead being assimilated in to the FCLM.

Carden, who both scored and was confrontational in Hucknall, has become a key figure in the far-left’s recent rise to prominence. With his goal in Hucknall still fresh in the memory, he countered Mubarak hard-liners in Cairo with a deft near post header, before a late tackle caused a twenty-two man melee between UAF protesters and the EDL in Luton.

Speaking about his goal, Carden reportedly said “My goal is every worker’s goal. We celebrate with hard work. And twenty bensons.”

Viva Simon Carden! Viva Cardenista!


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